Ben J. Christensen

Software Development and Other Random Stuff

Quotes Which Made My Week

“We accidentally shot ourselves in the foot.
Then, when looking down the barrel of the gun to see where the bullet came from, we shot ourselves in the eye.
Then we let go of the gun, which dropped on (and broke) our good foot….”

“There’s no plan to upgrade systems except by forklift.”

“We’re running a website written with hammers and chisels on stone in an environment where gerbils are running on wheels in cages.”

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